Good evening, I am James Harvey.

In local news, former disgraced sitting council member pastor, Andre Spivey, and since

the two years in federal penitentiary for accepting bribes from undercover agents, posing as

towing contractors. Spivey tells the judge that the payments were only loans and that

he was in fact working with undercover agents who had bribed him.

What the fuck, man? What are you doing now?

I'm doing the news.

Oh, I see you're hitting big on the nobs news hour all of a sudden, you're the shit.

You're on other people's boring ass podcasts, and now you're doing the news from my

naked desk. No, you don't understand. It's hard for a brother like me to get recognized

by these big social white media corporate types. So, you know, I figured I'd do it this

way, be more acceptable, you know, more marketable.

Yeah, I can see that. I love you, but I know you're trying to get over it.

Carry on.

And now for the weather. The metro can join area, can I expect an arctic snap across the

region next week, where temperatures are going to be dropping the freeze of levels.

So, you might want to break out the hot chocolate in the marshmallows. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

It's going to be cool, man. Cool. Oh, fuck this.

I'd raise five if you could burn in hell, you fucking sell out motherfuckers.

Oh, fuck, we'll still still break it. No more bullshit. No more bullshit.

You everybody. What's the date? Hi, Karen, how's your foot?

It hurts like hell. You got to stop kicking ass. You can't do that. Then where would we be?

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