0:00.0	Sandspance Radio. Why don't we call eggs that are laid by a kiwi bird, a kiwi fruit?
0:06.0	Hey, you bunch of scallywags. It's the last leg of our get-cooked tour, and I'm here to tell you that we are getting well and truly cooked. To round out the tour, we're making our way on down to Adelaide, to perform a once-in-a-lifetime plumbing the Death Star that critics are calling a fucked good tour to force. Grab your tickets from sanspentsradio.com forward slash live now and be quick because they're selling fast and you don't want to be the one person who missed out and who gets called a little mavis miss out by his or her peers. That's sanspersradio.com forward slash live. Hurry!
0:54.6	Oh, also, friend of the show and certified dreamboat, George Dimmerillas, is performing his Adelaide Fringe show George Michael is Greek at the cheeky sparrow in Perth from the 12th to the 24th of February. So if you like hearing him when he's with us, and I can't imagine why you wouldn't, then head to george dimmer.com. That's g-e-o-r-g-e-d-I-M-A.com or Facebook.com forward slash the G-Dimmer,
1:01.0	that's T-H-E-G-D-I-M-A, and grab your tickets now. I love George, and so should you.
1:06.0	So do yourself a damn favor and get on it. That's georgedimmer.com and facebook.com
1:10.8	forward slash the GDimmer. What's that rumbling? I don't know. I'm assuming it's that cooking. Washing machine. Or washing machine? I don't think anything's being washed. Whatever. It doesn't sound like the washing machine. I'm sure it'll be fine. Hey everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut up a second. and I'm Jackson Bailey.
1:27.9	I'm no letter.
1:29.3	Adam.
1:30.7	Our little... It'll be fine. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey.
1:27.9	I'm No Leda.
1:29.3	Adam.
1:30.8	Our little crow front.
1:34.3	Adam!
1:35.0	As to me, we're just a crow.
1:37.5	You can't prove that he's not.
1:38.9	That's true.
1:39.7	No one who hasn't gone to a live show
1:41.4	can actually tell the difference.
1:42.4	Or seen a photograph from a live show
1:44.0	can prove Adam's not a crowd. You can't prove that that's not an actor. We've put peanut butter in their mouth. It could have been adopted as well. We put peanut butter in the mouth of the act. Sorry, he'd move his mouth to Adam's talking. Oh, okay. So we have Adam backstage. Anyway, today's topic is jail. That's very funny because you've taught me to talk as well.
2:03.2	So you've taught me to talk.
2:05.1	And then I am, like, I am talking while an actor is mouth.
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