JagerFace

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Here at TCB, we cold call after 12 jager bombs, and we're damn good at it! A Bluey poncho & a hot dog stand Storytime with Bryan Bryan tried to put on a festival He was in his flop era Old people are getting wild “Personal use” If your dad is wild, let us know Ozempic face Jagerfaced cold calling Espresso martinis are the new jagerbombs Raising kids hungover Daddy wants to go to a festival! Pooping in a bookstore Your vagy nerve goes oogie boogie Chilis Technology! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Shout out to the class of 2024.
0:01.8	You guys made it.
0:02.6	I'm so proud of y'all, but let me go and let you know, baby.
0:05.3	Life is going to grab you by the back of your neck like a dog and fin to walk you down.
0:11.6	Baby, please take your time.
0:17.3	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:20.4	I know it's 4.30 at the afternoon and we're just finishing up nine innings of drinking. But we're going to go back at cold call. Cold call, cold call. We have. So take a couple more Yeager shots. It's Chrissy from the radio station. I was wondering if... Yeager face. Let me call you...
0:37.9	That's what we had.
0:38.8	Oh, yeah.
0:39.5	That Yeager face.
0:40.7	You can't mistake Yeager face in a Sepik face.
0:43.2	Very similar.
0:44.4	Only one is induced by just not being able to lift your jaw off the ground.
0:49.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:58.7	Yeah, boy! Oh, yeah, oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green this is the blue into my bingo christen joey hodley best to you chrissey
1:03.7	brian best to you out there in the podcast universe i read an article it's all over the internet
1:10.0	actually about this restaurant in arizona a hot dog. Is it in Arizona? Hold on one second. Let me get a fact of this right. I'll get one fact. Las Vegas, so it's not in Arizona. Close. Close. It's out there somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Las Vegas hot dog restaurant apologizes after sorely underestimating the power of bluey. So here's how it goes, at least in my mind since I read the story three days ago. Now I'll probably just fuck it all up. Local hot dog restaurant says it's Bluey Day at the hot dog restaurant. So bring your kids. We're going to have Bluey. We're going to give away trinkets and trunckets and all this swag, this bluey swag. We're going to have a fun time.
1:48.6	It's going to be a blast. The owner says in a like post event conference, because now he has to
1:56.9	go around that entire country apologizing apparently. He says, listen, I expected like 40 or 50 people, but over 1,500 people RSVPed on the Facebook event page, and they had lines out the Wazoo.
2:10.6	They ran out of food.
2:11.5	They ran out of swag.
2:12.7	The blueie that they had show up was not a blueie at all.
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