An engineer round the corner whenever you need.

British gas have over 6,000 on route at speed.

Fixing lights that won't light or have started to blink,

a pipe with a leak and that weird smell under the sink.

If your boilers kaput and your blue fur needs a rinse,

we've got your back to stop that cold water wince.

You don't need to be a customer. We can help you too, taking care of things. It's what British gas do. T's and C supply, 6,000 engineers correct us of Jan 2026. Imagine having to explain that to like St. Peter. You know, you're up there at the pearly gates and my man's got his list out.

And he's like, oh, Josh.

And like, in my mind, they weigh the pros and cons.

Like, they deliberate like it's the NCAA tournament or the college football playoff selection committee.

Like, they're all just sitting in a room and, like, they all get together and they've got like a handful of people determining who gets into heaven.

What if it was like that?

What if heaven, what if getting into heaven, the whole process was just like getting into the college football playoff?

And you pick a certain group of people to do it.

So like in the college football world, it would be athletic directors and shit.

Like what if you had varying levels of people that? So like in the college football world, it would be athletic directors and shit.

Like, what if you had varying levels of people?

And those varying levels of people were the ones that all got together as a committee and determined, like, your point, like, that's a point system.

And they each, like, reward, like, different points. So, like, let's say, hey, did this person ever, like, you know, commit, like, there's a point system, and they each, like, reward, like, different points.

So, like, let's say, hey, did this person ever, like, you know, commit, like, a violent crime?

Well, okay, that's, like, a negative five. You know, whatever. You get my point. What if that's how we treated getting into heaven? There's a committee. And like you have the highest of high people like, oh, look, there's, you know, Jesus, he's in there.

Jesus can't be part of it.

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