Jade Helm

The Boogie Monster

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Kyle and Dave talk about the Jade Helm conspiracy theories, Kyle's recent move and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Dave, you ever need sex stuff?
0:03.3	Sometimes.
0:04.1	Yeah, well you know you can go to adamaniv.com and for a limited time you'll get 50% off just about any item.
0:10.8	I don't know what they're making.
0:12.2	Probably those big swings are probably still 100%
0:15.3	I don't think you can get half off on those big swings.
0:17.7	Always remember to mount that to a beam.
0:20.0	Don't just bolt that into the drywall up there.
0:23.8	I've never been brave enough to try one of those.
0:25.8	You'll hurt your tailbone.
0:26.8	Oh man.
0:27.9	I'm clumsy enough on a regular swing.
0:30.2	Let alone.
0:31.6	Okay, get over here.
0:33.4	Let's give this a shot.
0:34.8	Yeah, you don't want to have to line anything up.
0:37.6	Yeah.
0:38.8	Yeah.
0:39.9	That's good enough for me.
0:41.5	Um, well when you select your one item at 50% off, you're going to get three adult DVDs.
0:48.2	That's adults doing adult things.
0:50.0	Okay.
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