Jade Goody | No Laughing Matter | 2
British Scandal
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4.4 • 7.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Jade returns to the Big Brother house, but what starts as a reality TV experiment quickly spirals into a national scandal. Finally, her actions spark outrage that reaches the Prime Minister.
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| 0:00.0 | Just a warning, just to let you know, this episode contains swearing and some depictions of racism. Alice, it's Matt. You've probably seen, I've been cancelled. I've been fired from all my projects. I've got nowhere to go. And I remember back when we started doing the show about five years ago, you said, oh, if you ever need anything, very kindly you'd swaffir, I wondered if I'd just come and stay with you for a bit. Did I... God, I don't remember. |
| 0:23.0 | Did I definitely say that? |
| 0:23.9 | Do I know? |
| 0:24.1 | You said it the first time we met. If you ever need anything, very kind of your swaffer. I wondered if I'd just come and stay with you for a bit. |
| 0:21.4 | Did I? |
| 0:22.9 | God, I don't remember. |
| 0:23.8 | Did I definitely say that? |
| 0:24.1 | Do you know? |
| 0:35.2 | You said it the first time we met, it made a real impression on me. So I really need to come and stay with you for a while because it's got reporters outside my house and I'm getting attacked in the street. You've explored every avenue. Have you called everybody in your phone book? |
| 0:37.1 | You should like really go top to bottom. |
| 0:37.9 | Everyone. |
| 0:38.5 | Everyone. |
| 0:40.2 | I've just been cancelled by everyone. |
| 0:41.1 | Okay. |
| 0:37.5 | Okay. Have you called everybody in your phone book? You should like really go top to bottom. Everyone. Everyone. I've just been cancelled by everyone. |
| 0:40.7 | Okay. Okay. I've got a solution. |
| 0:43.3 | Oh, thank you. Alice, I can get there in about 20 minutes. |
| 0:46.9 | No, no, no, no. Sorry, not, not me. I think you've got Peter Mandelson's number, haven't you? |
| 0:51.8 | Uh, are you? That doesn't instinctively feel like that would be helpful. |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah, no, he's perfect. |
| 1:00.1 | I mean, he's got way more bedrooms and time and stuff than me. |
| 1:03.4 | So, yeah, have a good one. |
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