I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life than the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this.

I know I won't.

Ari, your advice single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?

It doesn't make any sense, Ari. This is a horrible idea.

You're listening to Unlicensed, you're listening to Unlicensed, unlicensed, unlicensed therapy with Ari Minnis.

Ari Minnis.

Going through a little bit of acid reflex flera. It's rough. What is that? What causes is that?

Well, I have, like, I think I have GERD. I haven't been... What's GERD?

GERD is, like, gastrointestinal... That's hot. Yeah. It just always feels like some things in my throat.

Okay. Like, it just feels like there's like a ball right here.

Like all the time, it goes away.

But then I went to New York for New York Comedy Festival.

It was up like till 7 a.m.

Every night smoking blunts inside.

It was just like taking shots.

It was so fun.

But, you know, it was just like it flared it up.

So now it's just like acupuncture.

I mean, there's like medicine that you can take, but it's really bad for your bones.

Did you know that Thumbs is like mostly calcium?

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