Jacquis Neal Has Never Seen 12 Angry Men
Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers
Kyle Ayers
4.7 • 687 Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, |
| 0:07.3 | this is Never Seen It. |
| 0:12.0 | Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen. |
| 0:17.8 | Hey, everybody, this has Never Seen It. |
| 0:19.6 | This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before, and we read their script. Today, Jackie Sneal is here, brand new guest once again, so excited. This episode is great. He has never seen 12 Angry Men, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. You're going to love it. We are joined by Caleb Signing as well. It's been too long since Caleb has been on here. This one is so much fun. I appreciate you all for listening. It's just, it's a great time. I loved it. You're going to love it too. Jack Heist is the host of Comedian Clash, which is a game show experience at Comedian Clash on Instagram. You can find him and his personal instagram at |
| 0:55.2 | jacq u i s n e a l tagged in the videos as well on our instagram when this comes out uh but you |
| 1:02.8 | guys are going to love it i appreciate to be in here i want to let you guys know if you're in philly |
| 1:06.5 | i am going to be there and we actually are thinking about we think we're going to do a live |
| 1:10.2 | never seen it as well the 27th the 28thth of June I'll be in Philly. The tickets are not up yet. So please find me on Instagram at Kyle Ayers and follow me there because that's where they'll go up. 27th and 28th of June. Ticket link should be up ASAP. Maybe even when this comes out it is and just find me on Instagram you should be able to find that |
| 1:29.9 | um other stuff I'm trying to set up this summer not having as much luck |
| 1:33.3 | just with the health based doctor based August stuff but we'll see |
| 1:37.1 | holding out hope you all the best this episode is great you're gonna love it if you |
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| 1:57.6 | keeps us going i appreciate you a great deal uh enjoy the episode and I hope you're having a wonderful day. This is Jackie Sneal, has never seen 12 Angry Men. Oh, those are fucking crazy, man. I used to sell toys. It's crazy. The kiosks at the mall that would sell like hoverboards now. Like KB Toys and shit? I worked at the huts. Not even like the actual like I'm not in the middle of the mall. I'm not big box corporate America KB toys. But we would sell like hover discs, you know, it was just like essentially a balloon. Yeah. So what does it, how does it hover? Is there little wheels? It's a heavy, it's heavier because it's really thin. |
| 2:35.5 | It's probably not aluminum. |
| 2:48.9 | It's probably like shit, but it's a little heavier. So it would, instead of just floating away when it was inflated, it would just kind of hover a little more and eventually sink. But you could ride it? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. You just push it. Okay, I guess. |
| 3:27.8 | All the toys were, everything on the box is read as though you'd put it through Google translate like eight times. Yeah. Because it would just be like, oh, it would be like, oh, this is the car, get the car, it'll eddy. And this one car kept claiming it had the ability to Eddie, which was, and I was just people like, what does that mean? You know, what does that mean? Your kids know what that means. They do. Get a $29 car that eddies. See, that's why I'm still like, if AI is still telling you to Eddie stuff, how dangerous is it? I don't think this was AI. This was in 2004. This was just straight up Google Translate. This is just Google Translate or a guy translating and not doing a great job |
| 3:30.7 | I know a few words |
| 3:32.2 | Yeah I always I always you ever see on the news |
| 3:35.3 | When it's somebody doing a translation |
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