What's wrong with wrestling? Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of What's Wrong with Wrestling, presented by Fandul. I'm Andrew Pazano, along with my brother Joe Pazano and Eric Slamilton Hamilton, Hamilton. So what happened in wrestling this week? I didn't watch. Oh, no, I did. And nothing happened. Not really. You think things are going to start taking off. No. We've got to build the SummerSlam. We're going to see new, you know, WrestleMania is the end of the season. Sure. Let's do some new stuff. I'm not into this Jacob Fatu, Roman Rains thing. A, because Jacob Fatu has no chance of meeting Roman Rains. No one's going to have any chance whoever's first opponent. I'm guessing he beats him and then he joins them. All right, you beat me. Yeah, that's what we were saying last week for sure. So we know all of that. So like that's all we like we know all of that. Seth Braun, which should have happened at Bania and they were injuries, I guess. But like, you know, okay, sure. Right. They've got a feud with Samoans, so what do they do? Run a bat.

No, run a bat.

We need to. I guess. But like, you know, okay, sure. Right. They've got a feud with Samoans.

So what do they do?

Running back. No, running back. We need more Samoans. This is exactly the same thing that they did with Jay. Where it's like, oh, I want to be on my own, Ouse. I don't like you anymore. Okay, I beat you three times. Yeah, what up, Ouse? You can't be on your own.

Yeah.

You're made of Ventureuso.

Soon to be a Yeat guy. Right. Yeah, what up, Ouse? You can't be on your own. You're made of Enche Uso.

Soon to be a Yeat guy. Yeah, my Cody's like, hey, I'm still douchey. Yeah, right. Like, drop. Even with the black guy, I'm still a piece of shit. Right. Yeah, WrestleMania is the end of the season, but, you know, usually when a season ends we get get like a break or something. But, you know, like Invincible just ended and we have to wait a year. Well, I mean, fucking backlashes in two weeks. Backlash. Yeah, say it right. Come on. Sorry. Triple H should just come out and say it that way every single time. Triple H should just come out. Sure. Yeah. I think he's just too afraid that everyone hates him now. Well, no, then be a heel manager, like lean into it. Don't we have a... My heart, my heart can't take it right now. Don't we have a button for that? Oh, you do, yeah. We don't fucking hate AAA! We don't use it enough. No, we don't. It's true. Clearly. Hey, well, it's season, the season premiere. It's a new season of wrestling. Until September comes around. And then it's the season premiere. The TV season. Of Raw, of Smackdown, of NXT. Uh-huh. I can't wait for before the no way out pay-per-view.

Triple H is in his office on camera.

You know what?

You guys hated me? I thought I would kill someone else's creation.

My father-in-laws...

I'm bringing back Vince.

I'm going to kill my father-in-law's father's creation.

By bringing back my father-in-law's father's creation by bringing back my father-in-law.

Holy shit.

Well, we have a big show.

We've got to cover Raw Smackdown, give awards, news, rumors, Mark reports, trivia,

and cover the WWE releases.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

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