Jacob Considers OnlyFans

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Jacob has a dream of owning a cowboy ranch complete with horses and buffalo. To acquire this in the next few years, he is considering selling his body on OnlyFans. Jay and Bobby are the perfect two guys to teach him how to be sexy on camera to fulfill his goals. | Comedian Uncle Lazer crosses a line and gets a lewd act performed on him during a podcast. | A video of a man cowardly screaming when he sees a bat, sparks conversation of how adorable baby bats can be. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.7	Uh, it still bugs me that Lou just waits for you to make a move.
0:09.3	And all my fucking friends.
0:11.4	As soon as you move, he's like a Navy SEAL sniper.
0:15.1	I thought he started doing it when you've grabbed him.
0:16.3	No, he literally waits.
0:18.1	He looks at me.
0:19.2	He flinches, like, oh, and then he stops, and then he looks at you.
0:23.5	And then as soon as you move, whom, it's on. Let's go. Shows up, buttons up. Quarterback and quarterback coach, dude. We're so pad to go. We know what's happening. It's because he was having a dance. Bob, if you were dancing, I would not put on me on this. Get some in dances.
0:35.4	I'm going to make you die.
0:36.9	Yai, y, y, y'all.
0:38.1	You actually, your, yeah, yeah.
0:38.1	You actually...
0:39.4	Your joyous silliness...
0:42.3	Every time I come in here, for the most part,
0:45.0	unless somebody stops you from using...
0:47.6	Getting into the building.
0:48.9	Yeah, it happens.
0:50.1	Once in a while.
0:52.1	Really does...
0:53.3	You can't help but feel the same silliness but i got to say one thing
0:59.8	to you yeah i came in today a little panicked yeah because i was nonchalant coming here because i'm
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