Jackson vs. Final Fantasy and Other Games (Ft. Joel Zammit)
Thumb Cramps
Sanspants Radio
4.9 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 118 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
This week on Thumb Cramps, it’s the first week of Final Marchtasy II, a month where Jackson fights for his life against Final Fantasy and Final Fantasy adjacent games. Will he survive? Will video games finally lay him to rest? Only time will tell. To welcome in such a wonderful month, they’re joined by former host, current guest Joel Zammit to look at Final Fantasy for the PC, Pokemon FireRed for the Nintendo Switch 2 and Quick Push Pop Game Machine Light-Up, Pop Quick Push Game Console with 4 Playing Modes, Electric Push Pop Toy, Bubble Stress Pop Light Up Game Squeeze Bubble Sensory Toy for Kids 6+ Year (Yellow Duck) for the real life. Plus a secret identity, a new plan for the education system and obscure impressions. Normal podcasting.
Get Tickets to Thumb Cramps Live in Sydney Here (Limited tix left!!!)
Get Thumb Cramps Long Sleeve Shirts Here
Thumb Cramps+ has launched!
Ad-free podcasts and a bonus monthly episode of Speedrunning Television; a brand new podcast that innovates how to watch television as gamers.
Subscribe now on Sanspants Plus OR Apple Podcasts!
Email us at ThumbCrampsPod@gmail.com
Find us on Instagram;
Jackson | Duscher | Thumb Cramps | Zammit | Plumbing The Death Star
You can physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073.
Join our facebook group here or join our Discord here.
Theme music by Benny Davis! You can find all his stuff at his website or check out his YouTube channel.
Parts of this episode were recorded and produced on Wurundjeri land, we respectfully acknowledge the Wurundjeri People of the Kulin Nation, pay our respect to their Elders past and present, and recognise that sovereignty was never ceded.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. |
| 0:07.0 | Like it possibly, you're wrong. |
| 0:12.5 | Final March to see two. |
| 0:16.0 | You're listening to Thumb cramps. |
| 0:19.0 | A shishish show for those whose thumbs are cracr cramping. |
| 0:25.8 | Oh my God. |
| 0:28.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:29.2 | Welcome to this week's episode of Thumb Cramps, a video game review podcast for everyone |
| 0:35.0 | whose thumbs are cramping. |
| 0:36.4 | I'm Joel. |
| 0:37.1 | I'm Jackson. And today, it's the start of a brand new month. Yeah, and what a month it will be. And what a month it will be. Ding, ding. I'm back in the ring. So people out there, they're listening to thumb cramps and they go, God damn it, Jackson Bailey gets off. Damn it. |
| 0:54.3 | I'm sick of this guy. |
| 0:56.2 | That they say it on their commute. |
| 0:57.8 | This wise guy. |
| 0:59.0 | This fucking freaking. |
| 1:00.9 | Strike one. |
| 1:01.9 | Now I'm sick of your shit. |
| 1:05.7 | They sit in traffic and they honking their horn. |
| 1:08.6 | People say, hey, what are you honking about? |
| 1:10.1 | You go, I'm listening to this freaking annoying guy. |
| 1:28.3 | It's dumb grap. Okay, fair enough. I'll hog too. They go pissed off about Jackson and then the guy goes, yeah. I'm sick of him. Bap, bha, bha, bap, bap. He's had too good for too long. Theme months come and go and Jackson goes. He goes, oh yeah, you do whatever. |
| 1:29.9 | I'm going to play games I like. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Sanspants Radio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Sanspants Radio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.