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Hey everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

My last ever shot up a second until I inevitably come back as a guest.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zoe B.

And I'm Jaldusha, and I'd just like to say, good. We're pro this. Yeah, it's about time I fucked right off. Yeah, yeah, big time. That's right. This is my last ever episode. Hayden just waved up me from outside. We're doing something a little different today. Yeah, yeah, we're doing a good episode for once. Yeah, we've got the rich tridge back.

Exactly.

The rich tridge.

And it's feeling better than ever. Dushes all smiles. We're going to start with the original trilogy. And then... The original trigial. The original trigel... Every single time. It hasn't been said for five years.

Yeah, at the moment someone busted out a ridge-tridge, my soul went straight to hell.

As is tradition.

What are you fucking saying, Jack?

And then as we move on through the episode, we'll, I mean, they've, a lot of them just left the building to go get food.

But the intent is to some people out as they joined the show over the years.

Or more importantly, as we left the show, because I don't remember a funeral episode for me when I was the first member of Shut Up a second to leave.

I've actually nivorous, so I don't know why I'm hosting this show.

Well, I mean, I still pop up.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess.

What's today's topic?

The day's topic is Jackson Bailey's going home.

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