Jackson Becomes an American Citizen | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

🔗️ Recording | Apple Podcasts | RSS

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Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches. New customers get 15% Off with code OFFICIAL at takeultra.com! #ultrapouches #ad Get 25% off your Fitbod subscription or try the app for FREE: go to https://www.fitbod.me/official Get an extra four months of ExpressVPN for free: go to https://www.expressvpn.com/official Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Three close man-friends gather around to talk about exploring the great country that is the United States of America. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 498: Recorded 24/07/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:04:04] Australian slang is weird [00:10:40] Travelling in America via Train [00:23:26] The Dollar Tree Gooner [00:24:33] Bodycam videos [00:32:50] Things Jackson likes about America [00:47:46] Homelessness, drugs, and city problems [00:58:41] Wrap --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:23.6	Design for pleasure. You know, I want to apologize for my absence. It's because I was making the great pilgrimage over to America to see the sights, the sounds,
1:11.0	and the smells of America firsthand.
1:13.3	Now that I'm a mature man, I've been to America several times before, but now that I have
1:17.6	mature eyes, married eyes, in fact, I figured I needed to come over as a full-grown adult
1:22.7	to make up my own mind, especially since Kaya has spent the last two years, singing the praise of America,
1:28.7	saying how great the country is. I figured I need to come over here to settle the score once and
1:34.1	for all to see if it truly is the best country. So thank you, Kaya. So, yeah, you're welcome. So
1:40.1	I wake up today and I check my messages and Jackson says he's on a train.
1:45.1	And I was like the train, like, is it the 1800s?
1:47.8	Who the fuck it goes on a train still in this day and age?
1:50.5	And then Jackson very adorably.
1:53.2	What?
1:54.2	I was surprised because all I ever hear from Americans is like our public transportation and trains suck.
1:58.9	Honestly, it wasn't bad.
2:02.4	Well, it kind of depends on where you, I mean, where were you traveling?
2:08.2	Where are you right now?
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