Jackie Schimmel: Confident Girls > Mean Girls

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Jackie Schimmel joins Call Her Daddy and she has a lot to say. After roasting the CHD studio, Jackie reflects on her personal evolution and how she went from a gingivitis-having, headgear-wearing preteen to the beautiful Bitch Bible creator she is today. Jackie is so recklessly confident that she faked a diploma from UCLA in order to get a job - and it worked. We’ve all encountered a high school or college mean girl, but how do we handle mean girls in adulthood? Alex and Jackie discuss their experiences with mean women and give advice on how to respond with humor. Jackie opens up about the loss of her mom. She shares how she handles grief and advises exactly what NOT to say to someone who is dealing with loss. Jackie comes in hot this episode to defend the ankle boot, praise super-ultra tampons and compare her local Home Depot to the Victoria’s Secret runway.

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0:00.0	What is up daddy gang? It is your founding father Alex Cooper with call her daddy.
0:11.0	Okay, Jackie Schimmel, welcome to Call Our Daddy.
0:13.3	Oh, are we on?
0:14.0	We're on.
0:14.6	Oh, fuck yeah.
0:15.3	I figured we have Henry.
0:17.5	Leo, can you maybe come into the...
0:18.8	Richard!
0:19.8	Richard!
0:20.8	Oh my god.
0:21.8	Richard, come here.
0:22.2	Treats? Wait, look at his body I it baffles me he's so
0:26.7	low to the ground it's crazy look at his body type like how do you explain his body
0:32.1	type I would get you in camera.
0:34.0	Leo, get your ass over here. Come here, be the beach.
0:37.0	I would say that he is reverse pear shaped. His father is pair shaped and he's reverse pair shaped.
0:46.4	Are you talking about his father is in your husband?
0:48.0	Yes.
0:49.4	Andrew is pair shaped.
0:50.6	He's 100% pair shaped.
0:51.8	He should know. I dated a guy that was
0:53.4	pair shaped once. It's not bad. I don't love the shafing element. And speaking of
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