Jackie Schimmel AKA The Bitch Bible on How To Fake It 'Til You Make it, Bargain Shop Like a Queen & Why Instagram Hates Her.
Lipstick on the Rim
Sony Music
4.2 • 853 Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2021
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Comedian & creator of the popular podcast, The Bitch Bible, Jackie Schimmel gives us a lesson on how to fake it ‘til you make it. Get ready to hear why Instagram will forever hate her & how that makes her “edgy.” She shares how she can kill it at an outlet mall in 1 hour and 14 minutes, the Prada item she got at a major discount and why being “zen” all the time isn’t "effing realistic".
You can find Jackie at @jackieschimmel and on her new podcast Mind Body No Soul
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, I'm Molly Sims, and I'm Emma Shigormley. |
| 0:06.3 | We're two girls obsessed with one thing. |
| 0:08.9 | Beauty. |
| 0:09.9 | And by that, we mean everything that makes you look and feel beautiful. |
| 0:14.6 | We're calling on our favorite health experts, industry insiders, and friends to answer all your beauty questions. |
| 0:20.4 | With a drink in hand. Definitely |
| 0:22.1 | with a drink in hand. You're listening to Lipsick on the Rim with Molly Sims. |
| 0:29.7 | Hi, Amisha. Hi, Molly. I miss you. I was talking about you the other day. We're talking about how you faked your |
| 0:41.9 | report card when you were in high school. No, it was actually college. Oh, was it college? |
| 0:49.7 | Yeah. So I thought you could tell her listeners a little story about you faking your report card. |
| 0:55.9 | You're faking it until you make it. |
| 0:58.0 | She started young, Amisha. |
| 0:59.7 | Yeah, I was on academic probation. |
| 1:01.4 | I didn't want my immigrant parents who basically left their country to give me a better start in life to find out that I was failing out of college because I was going out too much. And I found a |
| 1:15.2 | photocopy shop that for 50 bucks would give me the grades I wanted to have. So I gave myself like |
| 1:20.5 | 98%, 97%. And the only reason I got, yeah, I got caught because I was lazy in my timing. And I did the |
| 1:32.7 | faking it three weeks after I got it. My dad put two and two together with the postmark and the date |
| 1:39.3 | I handed him the actual report card and took it down to the dean's office and said, is this my daughter's |
| 1:44.3 | report card? And they said, we can't tell you because she's over 18, but we can tell you there's |
| 1:48.1 | no seal on the paper. So I got caught. |
| 1:52.4 | Well, our guest today has that in common with you because we are here today. We're so excited. |
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