Jackie's Squirrel Poop, Tim's Stock Photos, Cake or Pie?

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

You think we aren't going to delve into controversial and hard-hitting topics like cake versus pie? You're wrong, but first we have a lot of other stuff to get through like the shape of giraffe poop, squirrel poop, Jackie Johnson's new living situation, Tim Kalpakis's love of stock photos (man who doesn't enjoy his corn dog, anyone?), Tony's holiday decorations and so much more. Plus one update from Alison that's sad and another that's pathetic. The pathetic one involves Vanderpump Rules. Also HGFY and JMOE and more!

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0:00.0	And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 40 of the
0:07.3	Allison Rosen is you new best friend show tonight.
0:09.8	Allison welcomes a guest.
0:11.4	She's a comedian podcaster and sworn enemy of the ancient order of benevolent leaf blowers.
0:16.2	It's Jackie Johnson.
0:17.8	And he's a writer and comedian who named his band Sloppy Boys after getting super wasted
0:23.3	and reading the biography of Sir Francis Sloppy.
0:26.4	It's Tim Calpacus.
0:27.6	Tone Zone is here to give everything he's got for this Holly Jolly ass Christmas.
0:32.0	I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend.
0:36.1	Allison Rosen.
0:38.1	Allison Rosen.
1:02.0	Hello my little Christmas Panatoni.
1:04.2	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show Thursday episode of Allison Rosen is your
1:08.9	new best friend.
1:09.9	That particular carbohydrate was sent in by Lisa Lowry and not only is it a delicious Italian
1:16.2	dessert, but it is also potentially a Nick and the on Patreon they wanted this is the
1:22.6	point they made it's a it's potentially a nickname for Tony.
1:26.4	Panatoni Tony Christmas Panatoni.
1:29.0	What do you think Tony?
1:30.0	It's got it's got the word in there or the name.
1:34.8	Yeah, sure.
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