Jackie's Purloined Fruit, Tony and Caroline's Going-Out Pants, Alison's Eyes

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Jackie Johnson is here and once again her fruit has been stolen! And not just any fruit but sentimental fruit! Caroline Moss is here and happens to know a ton about the rules surrounding helping yourself to your neighbor's bounty. Plus she and Tony Thaxton share a pair of pants. We compare notes about New Year's Eve and also discuss the sorry state of my eyes. Plus predictive text, astronomical homes, loungewear and more!

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his new best friend
0:07.0	show.
0:08.0	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:09.8	She's a writer and podcaster in coupon code accumulator.
0:12.7	It's Caroline Moss, and she's a comedian, actress and duty particle accumulator.
0:17.5	It's Jackie Johnson.
0:18.5	Conezone is here to announce that after much reflection and internal discussions, people
0:23.0	were stepping even further back from his duties of the royal family.
0:26.1	In fact, he will be giving his royal duties to Jackie Johnson.
0:29.3	I'm a husband Daniel Sandhopper, both love bus, tail, loady, new best friend, Allison
0:33.8	Rosen.
0:34.8	Allison Rosen.
0:35.8	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen, you're the best friend.
0:40.8	Allison, Allison, we've got a good time to go ahead.
0:47.8	Allison Rosen, we've got a good time to go ahead.
0:52.8	Allison Rosen, Allison, you're the best friend.
0:59.0	Hello, my little zebra cakes.
1:00.6	Welcome to a very exciting episode of Allison Rosen, is your new best friend, that particular
1:04.7	carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:06.7	Patreon?
1:07.7	Patreon by Candice Vic.
1:09.1	I chose it because my children enjoy zebra cakes, and sometimes they'll have half of
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