Jackie's Hot Vet, Helen Hong's Phone Call, Alison's Headshot
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2020
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Helen Hong (Go Fact Yourself, Silicon Valley) joins us this week from her closet where she's hoarding four rolls of scented toilet paper. Jackie Johnson is here and Chooch had to go to the emergency vet where Jackie talked to a doctor on the phone whom she's convinced is hot. Is he? Helen CALLS THE ANIMAL HOSPITAL TO FIND OUT. And Alison won something in a raffle. Plus Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze and Just Me Or Everyone!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 15 of the |
| 0:08.8 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Joe. |
| 0:11.6 | Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest. |
| 0:14.1 | She's a comedian, actress and podcaster who you've seen in Parks and Recreation, Silicon |
| 0:18.8 | Valley, and inside Lueland Davis, it's Helen Hong. |
| 0:23.0 | And she's a comedian who was mentioned as one of the brightest new stars on the foot network. |
| 0:27.4 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:29.4 | Tone Zone is here drinking water with one hand, folks, one hand. |
| 0:33.8 | I'm a husband, Daniel Sand continue to keep your distance, please. |
| 0:36.6 | I don't need your COVID all up in my business. |
| 0:38.8 | It's Allison Rosen. |
| 0:41.2 | Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:46.5 | Allison, Allison, we've got to get times to burn. |
| 0:52.2 | Allison, Rosen, we've got to get Allison Rosen. |
| 1:00.7 | Allison, you're new best friend. |
| 1:03.6 | Hello, my little pretzel pigs in a blanket. |
| 1:06.0 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your best friend. |
| 1:09.2 | That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Carlos Alpharo. |
| 1:16.0 | And Patreon is the only place where you can see the video of us recording this. |
| 1:20.7 | And we just did some dancing to the theme song and Jackie Johnson who showed her foot last week |
| 1:27.3 | and made it onto wiki feet. |
| 1:30.0 | This time took her pants off and I almost saw a wiki crotch. |
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