Jackie's Change of Heart, Lizzy's Pants Mishap, Lizard Gizzard Wizards
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Is there a paper cup big enough to contain this whole show with Jackie Johnson, Lizzy Cooperman and Jeff Fox who is filling in for Tony Thaxton? Lizzy had a mishap at the gas station but it may have given her a million dollar idea. Jackie did cardio to prepare the Blink 182 concert but the experience has caused a sea change! We're learning about bands that are somewhere on the prog-jam spectrum and I need to find out what exactly Jackie and Lizzy mean about being conditioned to wear a certain kind of underwear. Plus problematic Smurfs, bra sizing, and Macbeth!
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his new best friend, Show. |
| 0:08.3 | Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:10.2 | She's a comedian and actress who recently made a show called Jackie's Hole, and you guys, I saw Jackie's Hole, and Jackie's Hole is tight. |
| 0:17.1 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:19.1 | And she's a comedian who's trying to stay one step ahead in a feds, who are searching for a purpose stuffed a whole pizza in a mailbox. |
| 0:26.1 | It's Lizzie Cooperman. |
| 0:27.8 | Chef Jeff is here to announce that he's reached a deal with Big Newy, his cat. |
| 0:32.0 | But he will meet his demands for extra snuggles in order to avoid a devastating kitty strike. |
| 0:37.1 | I'm your husband Daniel, say a hop on board to love bus and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:57.8 | Hello, my little gold kiwi. |
| 1:08.4 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, is your new best friend, that particular carbohydrate with sentin on Patreon. |
| 1:14.4 | Patreon! |
| 1:16.4 | I love it! |
| 1:18.4 | By Alissa, yes I am on Patreon, all sorts of fun stuff there. |
| 1:23.6 | You can get episodes of the friend zone, that is my Patreon bonus podcast, there's a level where you can text me, and I will text you back. |
| 1:30.1 | You can submit carbohydrates, you can submit questions, there's just a sense of community, and I'm going to say even fellowship. |
| 1:37.4 | And if you opt for the annual subscription to get two months free, okay Patreon.com, such as Allison Rosen, I would say hello to my guest. |
| 1:47.0 | I feel like we've already done a show, and now we're doing another show, and then we're actually doing another show. |
| 1:53.4 | So it's like a three show day, Jackie Johnson, hello! |
| 1:56.2 | Hello, my own social interaction is podcast hosting, guesting. |
| 2:00.7 | I feel like that's okay. |
| 2:02.2 | It works for me? |
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