Jackie's Amorous Dog, Daniel's Scent Application, Dadtok
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Jackie Johnson returns to talk about her dog Gary's defiling of a number of household plushies, Daniel refusing to sashay into the scent per the store's recommendation, "Drops" Thaxton, Jackie and my color seasons, Daniel firing shots, poop time, plastic surgery, seeing Hair far too young, cadaver fat and more.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:07.3 | Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest. |
| 0:09.0 | She's a comedian, actress, and writer of the hilarious new solo show, How to Get a Second Husband. |
| 0:14.5 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:16.7 | Tone Zone is here to help men find the most masculine footbath to soak your toesies. |
| 0:22.1 | I'm your husband Daniels. |
| 0:23.4 | And hop on board of love bus and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:28.7 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:34.4 | Allison, Allison with perfect good time, slip her in. Allison, Allison, We've heard the good time's never in. |
| 0:39.3 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Is your new best friend that particular carbohydrate was sent in on page. Hello, my little moon pies. Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen. |
| 0:55.1 | Is your new best friend that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
| 0:58.9 | Patreon by V. Brown 65. |
| 1:01.1 | Yes, I am on Patreon. |
| 1:02.8 | All sorts of fun stuff over there. |
| 1:04.7 | As you know, because I will not stop talking about it, new weekly news episode that Daniel and I are doing called The News with |
| 1:13.7 | Allison Asterisk and then space, space, space, and in small font and Daniel. Isn't it a good |
| 1:20.4 | when I dictate a title and I explain the font and the typography? I feel like that really makes |
| 1:25.3 | it come alive. Oh yeah. And then also there's a level where you can text me and I'll text you back. |
| 1:30.5 | And then also, as you know, because I have also been loud about this, I recently got my nose done and such. |
| 1:39.3 | And a lot of stuff on Patreon about that |
| 1:44.2 | so that is really where you want to be |
| 1:45.7 | patreon.com slash Allison Rosen |
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