Well, the great comedian Jackie Martling, Jackie the Jokeman.

Here, you'll be at the brokerage, Belmore, Long Island, 7 p.m. tomorrow.

Next Saturday night, 7.30, Meisner Auditorium, Boceraton, Florida.

You can get all the info at joceland.com.

Oh, also, you want some great jokes all the time.

Just follow them at TikTok.com at Jackie Martling on TikTok.

Jackie Martling, how you doing?

Hello, my friend.

All right, Mark, so a reporter's doing a story on a mental asylum.

And he says for the mental asylum director, so how do you determine whether a person should be institutionalized?

Director says, well, we fill up a bathtub,

and then we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket,

and ask them to empty the bathtub.

The reporter says, I get it, and a normal person would use the bucket

because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

The director says, is no a normal person

would pull a plug you want a room with a few hey uh put somebody's name in there and got myself

in trouble but i'm smarter than that now see that yeah oh see even you even you are trying to

be a little careful now.

What's going on in the world?

No, I'm not being careful.

Hey, how do you know when your girlfriend's too fat?

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