You're listening to the Mark Simone show.

710 W-O-R.

Well, Jackie Martling, of course, the great comedian, Jackie the Joke Man.

By the way, he'll be appearing Friday, March 11th, Algonquin Arts Theater, Manusquan, New Jersey.

Also, you know he's on Cameo.

Actually, if you want a great Valentine's Day gift day gift if you forgot to get one you can send a

personalized video cameo.com slash jackie martling and as you go to his website jokeland

dot com jockeland dot com jacky martling how you doing well hello mark so the guy reaches out of his apartment

window to see if it's raining and a glass eye falls into his hand.

He looks up, and there's a woman looking down.

He yells up.

He says, hey, is this yours?

She says, yeah, could you please bring it up to 36C?

So he goes up to 36C, and he knocks, and she answers the door, and he hands of the glass

eye, and she says says you want to have sex

he says do this with everybody she says nah only the guys who catch my eye

so uh a cave woman a cavewoman yells to the caveman,

Honey, a saber-tooth tiger just ran into my mother's cave.

He says, so I should care what happens to a saber-tooth tiger?

Hey, Mr. Chimaud, I am not political, and I don't care about current events.

I am an optimist.

I look at the bright side.

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