Jackie Johnson's Tomatoes, Helen Hong's Phone Call, Tony's Commando Toes
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2021
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Helen Hong is here and she hates beans but loves her infant nephew despite his exhausting helplessness. Jackie Johnson is here and she needs advice on how to handle tomato theft. Daniel has a creative solution which leads to me wondering if Italian people really pronounce "sauce" the way Daniel insists they do. Plus Tony Thaxton's toes are occasionally going commando and I am cheating on my eye exams. Plus cotton candy grapes and some glitches in the matrix.
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Alison Rosen in his Unibest |
| 0:07.0 | Friendshow. |
| 0:08.0 | Tonight, I was looking to guess, she's a comedian actress, podcaster and the number one suspect |
| 0:12.6 | with my son, Evergoes Missing. |
| 0:14.3 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:15.3 | And she's a comedian, actress, producer and the proud father of her sister's new baby. |
| 0:20.2 | It's Helen Hahn. |
| 0:21.2 | Tone Zone is here to let us know that even though we are in the code red for climate |
| 0:25.0 | emergency and are facing a possible total collapse of our ecosystem, Disney is finally |
| 0:29.1 | booking a resiz on their brand new Star Wars hotel. |
| 0:32.3 | I'm our husband Daniel, staying up on board with love bus and say hello to your |
| 0:35.5 | friend Allison Rosen. |
| 1:00.8 | Hello my little Zeppel aes welcome to another episode of Allison Rosen is your new |
| 1:05.2 | best friend that particular carbohydrate that I now feel like maybe I said it wrong was sent |
| 1:09.9 | in on patreon by Jeffrey Chu and it figures into my life perfectly because I just finished |
| 1:17.8 | watching the sopranos and then today I was like given that I started this series many |
| 1:23.8 | many years ago I went back and I watched the first episode but I think I said Zeppel aes |
| 1:28.0 | and it's Zeppel aes Zeppel I don't know I'll find out from my crowd but I believe it's |
| 1:32.2 | like a fried dough thing lots of fun stuff on patreon you can submit a car which I will |
| 1:37.4 | mispronounce sometimes we officially named the bonus episodes the friend zone where Daniel |
| 1:44.5 | and I answer your questions however other guests appear plenty you can watch this video |
| 1:51.6 | right here and there's a level where you can text me and I will text you back I had |
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