Jackie Johnson - Meat Me

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2018

⏱️ 23 minutes

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The Sklars and Dan Van Kirk are joined by comedian Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut podcast) for a DPT minisode! In this week’s story, a trail of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos lead the cops straight to perpetrators of a robbery.

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0:00.0	It's a cool show!
0:30.0	Hey, townies! Here comes a mini-soda of dumb people town!
0:44.6	Population J.J. that stands for Jagged Johnson!
0:48.6	That's right, I'm here, my passport is stamped.
0:51.2	But, bam! I'm in dumb people town!
0:53.6	Did you put an accent on to that's part of you? That's your accent.
0:56.6	Yeah, it just comes out.
0:58.1	Do you come from a dumb people town? I'm not saying that's...
1:00.1	Sort of. I don't want to offend people, but I'm from Garland, Texas, which is if you've ever seen King the Hill.
1:06.1	And that's based in Ireland, Texas, which is based on my town.
1:06.1	Oh, I love that.
1:10.1	Yeah, a lot of low-sinder block houses and maybe...
1:12.1	Yes.
1:15.1	Hey, that's not a lawn, that's just a bunch of dirt.
1:16.1	Yep, but we all stand there drinking our course light at the end of the day.
1:18.1	Right in the koozy.
1:21.1	Oh, we got koozy's back.
1:23.1	My dad has an extensive collection.
1:25.1	No, we're done. We throw him through that tower swing over there.
1:27.1	He's got more koozy's than pictures of me.
1:30.1	My dad's favorite koozy says, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
1:33.1	I love it.
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