Jackie Gets Swabbed, Alison Throws Shade, Kevin Teaches You Zoom

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We have an exclusive from Jackie Johnson! She managed to get tested and tells all. Meanwhile Kevin teaches us how to do remote backgrounds, we talk about how often each of us is crying and how long we think this will last, Alison throws shade at some podcasters, Tony talks about choosing to keep his apartment post-divorce and so much more.

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0:00.0	And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week for the
0:08.4	Allison Rosen is universe friendship tonight.
0:11.3	Allison welcomes a guest.
0:13.1	He's a comedian.
0:14.1	His picture has recently been added to Owens Dreamboard.
0:16.7	Her vengeance dream board.
0:18.3	That is, it's Kevin Porter.
0:20.2	And she's a comedian who's not going to let this dumb pandemic keeper from maintaining
0:24.8	her level of peak moisturization.
0:27.2	It's Jackie Johnson.
0:29.2	tone zone is here and after 10,000 hours of practice is now an expert thumb twidler.
0:33.6	I'm a husband Daniel Sand.
0:35.0	That's close enough.
0:36.0	I'll leave a note in our quarantine area saying hello to your new best friends for you.
0:40.2	It's Allison Rosen.
0:58.4	Hello, my little dark chocolate M&Ms.
1:06.8	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show that particular carbohydrates was sent in on
1:11.9	Patreon.
1:12.9	Patreon by Allison Baker.
1:15.7	I'm on Patreon.
1:17.6	All sorts of fun stuff over there.
1:18.7	I will give all the new Patreon people a shout out later because there were a lot this
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