Jackie Beat Saw a Gay UFO

Ghosted! by Roz Hernandez

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Roz’s paranormal hopes and dreams come true when the LEGENDARY Jackie Beat returns…AGAIN! But this time, the two discuss a mysterious hole in rural Washington, Jackie’s witchy mother, and telekinesis—warning, don’t mess with the freak! Want to share YOUR paranormal experience on the podcast? Email your *short* stories to [email protected] and maybe Roz will read it out loud on the show... or even call you! Be sure to follow the show @GhostedByRoz on Instagram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	It started with an old cabbage.
0:08.0	I was going to chuck it out,
0:10.0	but my knee is resolution is being more resourceful.
0:13.0	So, I searched reducing food waste on Tik-Tock
0:16.0	and bound loads of videos on there.
0:19.0	A kimchi recipe really caught my eye.
0:21.0	I gave some to my neighbors and they loved it. And here I am.
0:26.2	My first day at the local farmers market with my new side hustle, Colleen's Kimchi. Not bad for
0:32.1	leftovers. It starts on Tik-Tock.
0:37.0	Welcome to the Guided Meditation Podcast.
0:40.0	Let's begin by lying down completely still.
0:44.0	Time to relax.
0:46.0	Sergei why are you on the floor?
0:49.0	Oh my God are you okay?
0:50.0	I can't know what you're...
0:51.0	Don't wait bro, I know the kiss of life.
0:54.0	No, it tastes of life, a second chance, a rebirth.
0:58.0	Tula.
0:59.0	Oh, yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.
1:01.0	Oh,
1:02.0	Don't wombatit, Merecut it, with compare the market.
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