Jack Whitehall, Serge from Kasabian and a Seriously Unserious Survey #540
The Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Podcast
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4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2026
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to the Chris Moyles Show on Radio X Podcast! Where we tackle life’s biggest questions, like how many pairs of pants do you wear in a day? It’s so important that Captain hit the cold, hard streets of London to get the Great British public’s verdict on the matter!
Dom was off on his holibobs, but the chaos didn’t take a day off! We found out Exec producer Aaron-Alan thinks Geordies sound like owls. Yes… you heard that right, we’re confused too! We guessed MC Hammers real name and we even had a few guest appearances from friends of the show!
Jack Whitehall just can’t seem to stay away from our show or our telly’s, and he’s back in another new comedy series, so naturally he came in to tell us all about it, including how he was surprised with his own childhood photos on the set, and the small matter of hosting SNL UK very soon!
Radio X favourites and rock legends Kasabian are back with a brand new track and to celebrate Serge Pizzorno joined us in the studio! He spilled some behind-the-scenes secrets on writing some of their biggest hits and it’s fair to say the team were absolutely fascinated!
As Dom was off, we had no letters from you lovely lot. So Captain took it upon himself to hear from you, the listener, asking the topics no one dared to touch, (and not because they’re too pointless to cover, thank you very much!) and launched The Chris Moyles Show Seriously Unserious Survey!
And our Easter gift to you is…. EVEN MORE CONTENT!!
- Dirty Pants
- Weird Dreams
- Are Geordie’s Owls?
Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. I'm Chris. Hello. Hi. I'm Chris Moyle Show |
| 0:21.6 | Radio X. |
| 0:24.6 | So I did there, I said hello lots of times and then I check, |
| 0:29.6 | hi, I'm Chris Moyles. |
| 0:31.6 | Yeah, thank you, here we go then. |
| 0:33.6 | This is the best bits of our radio show for this week. |
| 0:36.6 | But I think it's only going to be the best |
| 0:39.0 | bits from Monday to Thursday because it's Thursday, April 2nd as we record this and then tomorrow's |
| 0:44.4 | good Friday. And I'm going to level with you. We're going to phone it in. I mean, we'll be here |
| 0:50.1 | live, but it's, you know, it's money for old rope tomorrow in it no one's listening most people |
| 0:56.1 | are off work i don't really need to be on my game till after eight six to eights are right off |
| 1:02.9 | yes that was this is uh i wouldn't be i won't just play loads of music um but the content |
| 1:10.5 | will be what we call Saturday show quality. |
| 1:13.3 | Ah, yes. |
| 1:14.9 | That old chestnut. |
| 1:16.3 | Finger on the microphone button, and just before I switch it on, go, I have no idea what I'm going to do in this link. |
| 1:22.0 | Oh, press it anyway, let's go and see what could possibly go wrong. |
| 1:26.0 | So here we are, welcome to the podcast, but we still had four great shows this week. We've had some great guests. Dominic, tell us us on the podcast this week. He can't because he's not here. I should ring him and go, who's on the podcast this week? Oh, ring him. He'll hate it. No, I don't want to disturb him. |
| 2:02.3 | He'll probably say what he's doing, what he's doing this week, next week when he's back with us. He's back on Tuesday. But we've got to, you can tell them who are the guest are this week. Oh, well, thank you, Chris. All right, you're welcome. Hit him with it, Captain. Well, we started off with Serge from Kasabian today, Thursday. and let's be honest, we all got a little bit weird around him. Why did we start off the week with Thursday's guest? Well, I'm going, I'll go backwards. She's the ones that you can remember. So we started off with Thursday with Serge from Kasabian. Yeah. Well, we fan-boyed, fan-gurled. Thank you. Quite hard. Fan-personed. Fan-persened. And then, of course, we also had... Mm-hmm. Now, who else have we had? Who else have we had? Who's sat in that chair? What a week. Who's sat in that chair that you're sat in? We've had. |
| 2:34.5 | Yeah. |
| 2:34.8 | I don't remember this. |
| 2:35.7 | They were a person. Yeah. Still are. They're a person. Good clue. Yeah. We had Jack Whitehall. Well done. Jack Whitehall. And that's it. No. That is it. No, come on. No, it is. |
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