Jack Verman | Almost Dead Last but Pretty Funny
The Sevan Podcast
Sevan Matossian
4.6 • 721 Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm amazing. Are your eyebrows real? Yeah, they are actually. Those things are amazing. I mean, I've got to shave the middle. It gets a bit, it gets a bit hairy in the middle. Will it just come across just as a unibrow? No, I'm not that bad, but it definitely, I don't want anyone too close to me if I haven't shaved it. My mom gave me a complex as a kid. My mom and my sister thought I shaved my eyebrows. And they were convinced I did. And I didn't shave them. And all that did is convince me that I had fucked up eyebrows. Because they were like white in color? They're just weird. They're just weird. Like on this side, I don't know if you can tell. like I have an eyebrow and then like I have another eyebrow growing on top of it kind of and they're just weird. Like, see how, like on this side. I don't know if you can tell. Like I have an eyebrow and then like I have another eyebrow growing on top of it, kind of. And they're just weird. It's like you've done a slit. Like I'm always going like this. Yeah. Always curious. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Good to meet you, Jack. Yeah, you too. thanks for having me. I was not expecting that message from you. |
| 1:12.8 | Dude, your IG is amazing. How could you need your own show? No, credit to my girlfriend. She's the one I'd rope into filming it all for me. I'm like, hey, Molly, come here. I got a good idea. And she's like, oh, what do you want now? Hey, that's a keeper, a girl who's letting you be yourself like that. |
| 1:13.8 | Yeah, I know. |
| 1:28.2 | She puts up a lot, so it's good. How did you meet her? I have a guess. Have a guess how the CrossFit met. In the gym? Yeah, in the gym. Oh, tell me the juicy details. Were you a member there first and she walks in and you're like, damn. |
| 1:31.6 | Honestly, the details are probably too juicy. |
| 1:32.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.8 | It was not. |
| 1:35.7 | Really? The first time you kissed her was in the bathroom at the gym? |
| 1:36.8 | No, no, no, no. |
| 1:46.3 | Unfortunately, I had a friend who she also dated and then I have now dated her after. |
| 1:53.5 | So it was like one of my friends and then we got, yeah, and then in the gym after that. |
| 1:57.0 | Are you still friends with that guy? |
| 1:59.9 | No, not anymore. |
| 2:02.0 | It put some friction there. |
| 2:03.7 | There was a little bit of friction. |
| 2:06.5 | It wasn't the easiest start to the relationship, that's for sure. |
| 2:11.0 | But I just usually say in the gym, it's the easier way to say it. |
| 2:16.7 | Hey, dude, I had this, I had this girlfriend and I worked in a home for disabled adults with her. |
| 2:16.8 | Like, you know, like just like, you know, like, you know, down syndrome and, and autism and shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And I was dating this chick who worked there. And then this other chick worked there and this other dude worked there. And they were dating, right? So this guy and this girl are dating and me and this girl are dating. |
| 2:35.7 | But I really like the other dude's girlfriend. |
| 2:39.2 | Right. |
| 2:41.3 | Were they part of the building? |
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