There's so much fucked up shit to get into.

Welcome back to Little Stingers, baby.

I am Michael fucking Rainey here with my dear friend Chris Wood Wood. Hello. How are you, friend? Goodyance. John Delacalo. Hello. Jacob Furman and Matera. Jeff Simmons. Welcome, my friend. It's so nice to see you sitting here. When Chris set up in this position, he's like, I look like Baffamette. Yeah, I have my legs up up it was more intense give him a little treat it's it's long look at this I know Chris had the helmet going but you can see it like the spread yeah anyway I think of a lot of space in the middle thanks for having me thank you for coming on brother thanks for being here it's great to see you man I was fortunate enough fortunate enough to see you the last few oral presentations I was able to do. And it's some of the most fun I've ever had performing, man. They are such fun shows. You guys, everybody in the room's done the live show. Oh, man, it's the best. It's seriously the best. I like getting nervous for that, but like I kind of forget that everybody's, it's running at showcase style Because when you show up it's like I stress about The taking care of it Make sure the show runs and then I forget that like everybody's bringing their best And it's like oh shit These people who came to this are going to have a good show nice It's a nice kind of nervous like fucking your mother yeah oh boy you hope you do well but she's

gonna love you either way i can't wait to take my family back to the hoover dam and give them all

the facts that you blessed us with oh my god yeah i forget the yeah yeah that's right and then you

did panama canal and that's the next one oh i can't wait to go down there and Adam Carole. Can I wait

to take the family to the canal.

As soon as they get

their passports I'm telling you,

we're taking them ready to the Panama Panama.

Canem Panama.

We'll start with the camels

of Panama.

Now, when Chris and I spoke recently, Chris is like, I have somebody in mine that I would like to come on the show and talk about. Yeah, I can't believe you guys haven't done him yet, Jack, Jack the Ripper. Yeah, man, just a real spooky son of a bitch. I thought you were going to say one of the four impractical jokers, but. Yeah, well, well, boys my face red. If this goes well, maybe I'll come back. Yeah. Now, Chris, we do, I like to humor John because John loves the impractical joker so much. That's what I want to talk about every week. We flip a coin. If I win the coin toss, that means we talk about our murderer. If John wins the coin toss, we talk about an impractical joker. Wow. Here we go. So I apologize if you did all your research for nothing. This is great. You ever see the box? The horror movie, where you push a button and kill a guy? No, I don't think I have. That's a phone one. Anyway, sorry to interrupt. This is exactly like that, except I always going to...

It does feel like I die every week because I've never won the coin toss, but let's see.

Here we go.

Maybe my luck turns tonight would be a shame if it was the night you came to help teach.

It could be your lucky charm.

If it's, yeah.

I'm excited.

There we go.

Oh, God. Fuck your mother. Yeah. I'm excited. Let's do it. Go. Oh, God.

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