Stephen Miller is a clown. I've never seen that guy in real life, but he looks like he's like 410.

He looks like he is angry about the fact that he's 410.

How dare you?

I want to express my love for the Short King community. I don't believe in body shaming. I am talking about

how big or small someone is on the inside. Shut up, bitch. Look at that big ass. Look at that big

juicy booty.

In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. Broadcasting from a Montana wilderness fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

Hello and welcome to the show this is Matt Christensen Live, a proud duct tape production for Wednesday, October 8th, 2025.

Thank you for tuning in.

Sitting shotgun tonight is our friend Joshy Boy.

Welcome back.

Sattelot, partner.

I promise I'm not going to subject you and everybody listening to all that much

government shutdown talk tonight. I planned on none actually, but there is one point I wanted

to visit demonstrating scientifically that nobody cares about it. Or not only they not care about it. They're

not even aware of it, which I find to be interesting. Yeah. But other topics in the news tonight,

former special counsel Jack Smith, of course, prosecuting Trump formerly for the January 6th case

and the Moralago classified documents case.

Now accused of, well, not really accused of.

There's documentation to demonstrate.

He was monitoring, spying, if you want to use a little bit more critical word.

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