Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, I was 30 seconds late today because I got wildly distracted by an article that seemed to have me on the cover page.

We shall get to that in a moment. But for now, we shall begin with Jim Brewer, live. And if you look at the red dot, while it might look like the record button, it could also pass as the red pill that we are all thoroughly taking, both orally,

and through the butt, I forget what that's called now, rectally.

Behold!

What is going on with Epstein Files?

Play this clip.

How would you blokes like to make some real money?

Well, and who do we have to...

Nothing like that.

I'm collecting stupid little boys.

The disobedient ones want play you give them school.

Oh.

And I takes them to Pleasure Island. Ah, Pleasure Island. They never come back as boys.

This is Pinocchio. This is Disney. The people in charge right now. Do you know how the majority

people feel right now? You said when I get in, absolutely, I'm going to release the files.

The other guy was like, who has him?

The FBI, as soon as I'm in there, releasing Epstein files.

Oh, I'm going to release the file.

When I get in there, absolutely, I'll release the file.

You made us look stupid.

What is going on? First of all all stand-up comedy is the modern-day philosophy

second of all can you imagine how boring that video is without the energetic uh trance music in the

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