Jack's Encyclopaedia: Chelsea managers, elite keepers and relegatees
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Today, the Ramble Intercontinental Senate throws open it's doors to welcome back the region of Cartalonia after it's previous tours of duty. Not everyone’s clapping though - Spelgium is already squaring up, determined to put the newcomer through their paces.
It's Jacks Encyclopaedia! Pete is on the buttons for this battle.
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Jackson Cyclopedia. |
| 0:02.9 | Every club currently competing in League 1. |
| 0:06.1 | Lincoln City. |
| 0:07.1 | That is true. |
| 0:09.1 | Sheffered Wednesday. |
| 0:10.7 | Got emotional there. |
| 0:12.2 | You've fucked that. |
| 0:13.3 | You've absolutely fucked up. |
| 0:14.4 | Yeah, you're thinking of next season me on top. |
| 0:16.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.6 | Dean Smith also says you're an encyclopedia of football. A what? An encyclopedia of football. I don't know what that means. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Football Rebel. It's Jackson's Encyclopedia. I'm Marcus Speller. I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm Dave Cartlidge. Ooh. Ooh. I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm David Cartridge. |
| 0:52.8 | Welcome back to another edition of Jackson's Psychopedia. I'm in charge today. Looks like Vish is running scared, David Carthage. Looks like Vish is still scared of losing his belt. So in preparation, we're playing a league fixture with you, David. Take it back. Where's Vich? Just hiding his little cricket bat. I think he's hiding behind two cricket bats for legs, two cricket backs for arms, and a ball for their head. You will need a ball in cricket. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a large thing in there. It's the stumps. Stumps for his trunk. Stumpy thing. Stumps for his trunk. I see. Right, yeah. Yeah, I'm on the buttons. So see how that one pans out of today. We're all very tired. If you don't know the rules, it's very, very simple. Let's give a category. I'll give you a category, and we'll go around each of you to see if you can give us a valid answer. If you go too slow, I'll be sad inside, but also, more pertinently, I will be pressing a countdown timer, leaving six seconds to answer. David, you're going to kick things off. Are you confident? Not really, no. |
| 1:47.7 | That's the a countdown timer leaving six seconds to answer. David, you're going to kick things off. |
| 1:45.4 | Are you confident? |
| 1:46.5 | Not really, no. |
| 1:47.7 | That's the spirit. |
| 1:49.3 | That's the spirit. |
| 1:49.5 | Come on. |
| 1:50.1 | Do you get that Friday feeling? |
| 1:51.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:52.0 | I mean, David's tired. |
| 1:53.6 | I'm tired because, jet lag. |
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