Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League advancers, Thomas Frank favourites, and the most offsides
Football Ramble
Stak Production
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🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The Ehantharajah Empire has bludgeoned its way through the Luke Nation, leaving every member of the public in its wake. Only Luke and the Kingdom of Speller stand in the way of Vish winning the Jack's Encyclopaedia belt and achieving unification.
A Boteman-footed Pete has the whistle as these three titans go blow for blow. Who will come out victorious?
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| 0:00.0 | Checking it through to the tie breaker. |
| 0:03.0 | I am delighted. |
| 0:05.0 | Every team to finish with 19 points or less in a single Premier League season. |
| 0:11.0 | Derby County. Thank you. Thank you that I got to go first on that one. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh man. |
| 0:17.0 | Bing. |
| 0:18.0 | Sunderland. |
| 0:19.0 | I thought they must be in there. They must be in there. |
| 0:22.1 | Sheffield United? |
| 0:23.6 | 2020, 2020, 24, 16 points. |
| 0:25.5 | You'll get in there. |
| 0:26.4 | What a honker. |
| 0:27.3 | Southampton. |
| 0:28.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:29.2 | Barnsley. |
| 0:32.3 | Oh. |
| 0:34.4 | Ibswich. |
| 0:36.1 | Oh! |
| 0:36.9 | I had them down and I thought they were just above it |
| 0:39.0 | Surely at some point Norwich City had a shock |
| 0:41.3 | Oh |
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