Jack Reacher Beats Off His Neighbor – March 23, 2026

The Drew Lane Show

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🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 158 minutes

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Summary

Actor Alan Ritchson caught on video pummeling his neighbor, Bill Cosby loses in court, Bieber v. Usher, Hawk Tuah explains herself, Paris Jackson mad at Michael’s estate, Kathy Ireland ripped off, and Gypsy Rose jokes about killing her mom.
March Madness: Iowa Hawkeyes sink the defending champion Florida Gators.
Lyla is a strain on Drew’s wallet. What vaccinations should she get?
Denise Richards got a facelift and is open about it.
Lori Loughlin is looking sexy. Her daughter, however, remains insufferable.
An Air Canada airplane and a fire truck collided at LaGuardia.
The unfortunate ending of JFK Jr.’s life has been spoiled for BranDon’s wife. Sad.
Savannah Guthrie is finally going to return to The Today Show. Hoda Kotb, meanwhile, is ramping up Joy 101 for failure.
Justin Timberlake should have used better examples of fame to get out of that DWI. Where is the Britney Spears mugshot?
Justin Bieber and Usher are beefing.
Check out the Sponge Pub Crawl!
Bill Cosby loses in court and may owe up to $19M.
Screaming George is the star of the latest cop cam we watch.
Hailey Welch (Hawk Tuah) did an interview to explain the memecoin madness.
Kathy Ireland has lost all her net worth thanks to shady business partners. Some people are saying she could have paid better attention to her finances.
Cat Cavelli claps back at Chappell Roan for being mean to her child.
Paris Jackson is complaining about her father’s money.
Check out this fantastic interview with Craig Melvin and The Pussycat Dolls.
Murderer Gypsy-Rose Blanchard thinks it’s funny to do TikTok’s about her mother… who she murdered.
Dayton Webber doesn’t need limbs to be a murderer.
Jack Reacher star, Alan Ritchson, beats the crap out of a neighbor. Trudi still has his back.
Merch remains available. Buy it before it’s gone or miss out.
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0:00.0	You're listening to the Drew Lane Show.
0:03.2	March Madness.
0:08.8	Hello, Iowa.
0:10.5	And here we go.
0:11.5	8.9 to play.
0:12.6	Sturts with the catch.
0:13.8	Sturts, bounce past to the corner.
0:15.4	Fulgaris for three.
0:18.0	Condonan will end about it to Lee.
0:20.0	Lee across midport.
0:21.6	Lee leaves it underneath.
0:22.9	That's it.
0:23.9	Iowa for the first time since 1999.
0:28.1	We'll head to the Sweet 16.
0:30.7	I got my ass eating out by a father and a mother in Des Moines, Iowa.
0:34.5	Oh, the madness, the March Madness. Moo ha, ha, ha ha, ha. St. John's, over Kansas on the last second layup by a guy who hadn't made a shot all night, in Iowa with a three-pointer, sinks the Florida gators. Oh, Evan was so bummed. He apparently destroyed Brooke. Eight-year-old Brooks Brackett is destroyed now. He's in first place. Does he know that? He's in first place at the bracket? I didn't even know he was in our pool. Yeah. Oh my God. No way. He's in first place, so I don't think he's that said. He has Duke winning it all, so. Okay, so he's in play. Who did Duke beat in the second round? It'll come to me. They beat, uh, I can't remember. Damn it. Okay, it doesn't matter. They're advanced, whatever. Uh, anyway, yeah, much going on. I've got one of the best cop cams I've seen in a long time. And, uh. What's that? TCU.
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2:06.0	And this morning I had to take Lila
2:08.5	to the vet.
2:09.4	I was wondering,
2:12.2	this is weird.
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