Welcome to the Eric Matax Show. You know they say it's a thin line between love and hate, but we're working every day to thicken that line.

Or at least make it a double even triple line. Now here's your line jumping host, Eric Matax's.

Hey there folks, how been that? You still can't see me, can you?

I cannot know. Why?

I'm in a hotel room in Riverside, California. And you must have the lights off because I can't see you.

You can't see me, I'm hiding in the dark. No, I'm calling you because I'm still on the road.

Now I have to say it's fun being on the road. I'm everywhere I go. I'm talking about Donald's drains, the swamp.

I'm doing radio interviews, but it's crazy because you know it's three hour difference here.

So at night, I'm incredibly tired. So I got to drink coffee so I have something to say.

Yes. But then I can't fall asleep. I got to take ambience. So I'm like Judy Garland. I'm up, I'm down. I'm a mess.

I'm a pro-popping mess.

Oh, don't say that.

Yeah, in a good way though, in a good way. But I guess I've always wanted to know what it was like to be Judy Garland and now I know.

Now you know.

Yeah. Okay. So listen.

In this hour, first of all, we've got to announce again what we said in the previous hour. We're doing a contest.

A special contest.

But before I announce the special contest where you can win a signed copy of Donald Reigns' The Swamp Book and who doesn't want one of those?

They're going to be collectors items. Okay.

Now I'm going to tell you how you can win one of those with the contest in just a minute.

But Alvin, do you mind if I mention our friend that Hillsdale first?

Oh, no, please do. This is important.

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