Jack Invited To See The Big Viking Turd
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
🥸 Big p-ews coming out of York today and Ben’s experienced a real dinner party gamechanger. Also someone at Corrie has bumped Jack’s car. But who? And how would you pass the pod when at Niagara Falls?
And on top of all that we get another excellent dispatch from our man in New York and Jacky P receives a TV review ban.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to on the sofa with Colson. |
| 0:12.9 | Jack. |
| 0:14.4 | There was a click there. |
| 0:15.3 | There was a click. |
| 0:16.1 | What? |
| 0:16.7 | Just because... |
| 0:17.6 | He's mixing it. |
| 0:18.3 | Energy. |
| 0:18.6 | He's mixing it. |
| 0:19.4 | Do you know what? |
| 0:20.2 | You're going to get big giggly today. |
| 0:22.4 | Because you had... |
| 0:23.1 | What did you have? |
| 0:23.9 | Yeah, no, I... |
| 0:24.7 | You've had a boost. |
| 0:25.5 | He's deep-throated. |
| 0:26.3 | No, I didn't have a boost. I didn't have a boost. What, he's own? Whisper? We went... Gold. We're not... I normally stick to the health section where it's like nuts and protein bars and stuff. |
| 0:37.1 | But I ventured with you two. |
| 0:38.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.6 | You lost. |
| 0:39.9 | But what was that ball you had? |
| 0:41.4 | You lost your mind. But what was that ball you had? You lost your mind. A Christmas pud, it was cold. Christmas pudding. Christmas pud, chocolate. It was good. Was it Galaxy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, cabrised. Cabrised and I've messed up. I've mixed the sweets out. I feel sick. You've, but then I, so I've just gone. Cabrary's Christmas Pud. |
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