Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know

if you need it, you probably do.

Thanks to DoorDash for making this show possible.

I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my very good co-host, Jordan, the compliments

crackle swears.

Jordan, how are you?

Just very good, huh?

Okay, mom.

That's the most you'll ever get.

So, you sound normal.

Thank you.

I tried something different last week and there was some feedback and people said,

I don't like it when he's got a cold, so I went, cut it, cut the cold, got rid of it.

I'd say, we say last week a lot, last fortnight.

I know.

It always feels like last week.

It's hard.

It's because we tend to record these like right after like the episode comes out.

Yeah.

So like we just listened to it.

Yeah.

It came out and it's like, yeah, that was last week.

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