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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and Getty.

The Lollipop Star is a lollipop where as you eat it, you start hearing the music and you enjoy music while you're enjoying the lollipop.

It uses bone conduction technology.

So from the back of your mouth, you'll start to feel the different vibrations that go up into your ear.

The musical wallipop, one of the worst-in-show winners at the Consumer Electronics Show that just happened.

We'll bring you some of the other winners. Stuff you wouldn't buy in a hundred years coming up in a moment. So I've got those bone induction headphones. I really like them. But this thing was supposed to use the same technology with a lollipop. So you hear me, like, I love lollipops, but if only I could hear music while I eat them.

Right, exactly. I just find myself bored and I'm entertained.

Just to label this segment of the podcast, Jack enjoys a good bone induction.

Yes, Katie?

Apparently it causes upspeak as well.

Yeah, a good point.

Does it like this?

So here's a good tease. The Atlantic, and this is probably aak as well. Yeah, good point. Does it? Like this? So here's a good tease.

The Atlantic, and this is probably a 9,000 word piece, but too many people own dogs, which I would agree with in general.

You could have stopped just short of the end of that sentence and asked me for 50 guesses.

I don't think I would have gotten the dogs.

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