Jack Discovers He Has Purchased an Ostrich for Thanksgiving Dinner - Jack Benny
Thomas Paine Podcast
mike moore
4.6 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Take the cello! |
| 0:02.0 | The Jello program starring Jack Fenney with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly Don Wilson. |
| 0:10.0 | The orchestra opens the program with It's a Whole New Thing. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the age of research. |
| 0:27.3 | Oh, we've been doing a little research on the subject of Jello. |
| 0:30.5 | Well, we found out that the best days of the week to serve Jell-O are Sunday, Monday, |
| 0:35.1 | Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. |
| 0:38.4 | Which is just another way of saying that jello is always, anytime and every time, a perfectly |
| 0:44.2 | swell dessert. |
| 0:45.6 | For jello brings you that full extra rich flavor. |
| 0:48.5 | A flavor is fresh and sunny as the real ripe fruit itself. |
| 0:51.8 | And all six of jellows' famous flavors has the same rich goodness. |
| 0:55.8 | Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime. |
| 0:59.6 | A grand satisfying flavor that has made Jello |
| 1:02.3 | America's favorite gelatin dessert. |
| 1:04.8 | And you like Jellos' gay appetizing appearance, too. |
| 1:08.1 | It's shimmering jewel-like colors |
| 1:10.0 | that make it look so inviting. |
| 1:12.0 | So enjoy some tomorrow. |
| 1:13.5 | Just be sure to get genuine jello |
| 1:15.1 | and don't accept any substitute. |
| 1:17.7 | Look for those big red letters on the box. |
| 1:20.8 | They spell jello. |
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