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Jack Discovers He Has Purchased an Ostrich for Thanksgiving Dinner - Jack Benny

Thomas Paine Podcast

mike moore

Daily News, Philosophy, News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.61K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

The Jell-O program starring Jack Zenny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly, Don Wilson.

0:09.0

The orchestra opens a program with its whole new thing.

0:24.0

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Asia Research.

0:27.0

So we've been doing a little research on the subject of Jell-O.

0:30.0

When we found out that the best days of the week to serve Jell-O are Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

0:38.0

Which is just another way of saying that Jell-O is always, anytime and every time, a perfectly swell dessert.

0:45.0

For Jell-O brings you that cool extra rich flavor.

0:48.0

A flavor expression sunny is the real right fruit itself.

0:51.0

And all six of Jell-O's famous flavors has the same rich goodness.

0:55.0

Strawberry, raspberry, cherry, orange, lemon, and lime.

0:59.0

A grand satisfying flavor that has made Jell-O a America's favorite gelatin dessert.

1:04.0

And you like Jell-O's gay appetizing appearance too.

1:07.0

It's shimmering, you like colors that make it look so inviting.

1:11.0

So enjoy some tomorrow.

1:13.0

Just be sure to get genuine Jell-O and don't accept any substitute.

1:17.0

Look for those big red letters on the box.

1:20.0

They sell Jell-O.

1:25.0

That was just a whole new thing played by Phil Harris in his orchestra.

1:52.0

Ladies and gentlemen, once again, we bring you our master of ceremony.

1:56.0

That bubbling personality, that effervescent comedian, that Phil Jacksonning.

2:11.0

Now Jell-O again, this is Jack Dunney, the carbonated kid talking.

2:15.0

And Don, I like that introduction, to sit me to a tea.

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