Welcome back listeners to the sophomore episode of Aaron is the funny one. I'm one

of your hosts Jack Douglas and I'm the other host but we still have yet to

figure out my name exactly. Yeah we'll get to the bottom of that. She who must

not be named. Honestly I would rather be the nameless one that way I'm not tied

to any pressure that might be associated hypothetically with the title of the

show you know. But like the nameless one makes you sound like some eldritch

god. I'm like a ghost. I haunt the show. He is the nameless one. But that's okay.

I come in and I haunt a little bit and then I go I get a snack. I do what I

want to do. I do my thing. There's no pressure on me. It's literal freedom

because what else are we celebrating this week? The birth of our country. That's

right. And what else are we celebrating the births of this week? The births of

ourselves. Exactly. Yes are both of our birthdays are late June. Specifically the

27th and 30th of June. Cancer season baby. Cancer season has my wife loves to

repeat. We're living it up. We're doing it. Thank you for coming to most

importantly my birthday party. The ghost that haunts the show. Jack's birthday

party which is like second most important. Or I guess like second least

important. Jesus. And then the country's birthday party. I guess we like we're

obligated to celebrate the country is a cancer. You know what I never really thought

about it before. But now that yeah. And it's cancer season. America's a cancer.

America's a cancer. It makes so much sense when you think about it. You know you

think about it like that. I don't know enough about horoscopes to go. Yeah that

really checks. I don't. I mean you heard last week, didn't you? I did. What did

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