Jack Booth Jesus, Bra Strap Scandal, Permanent Resident Motel
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
More of the craziest reviews on the internet! We look at roller skating rink with a severely enforced dress code, and an owner that inspires children to draw scary pictures. A sleazy motel with a mystery liquid that seems to be running down the walls. A personal location where people can meet up, to spend some quality time in small booth & much more!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:19.1 | Hey! |
| 0:20.5 | Hello, thank you so much for joining us. |
| 0:22.9 | We have plenty of complaints and grievances to get to. |
| 0:26.2 | My name is James Petrigallo. |
| 0:27.8 | I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm Jimmy Wiseman. |
| 0:30.4 | And we are going to get right back into this where we left off last week. |
| 0:34.3 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:34.7 | We left off at the Golden Gate Skatland, which is, of course, in Mississippi, obviously. |
| 0:41.1 | We left a piece of wood and a child. |
| 0:43.8 | There was, as we left off, there was an impaled child. |
| 0:47.8 | That was crazy, by the way. |
| 0:49.9 | That was one of the craziest things I ever saw. |
| 0:52.6 | A big piece of wood. |
| 0:53.4 | Oh, just tongue suppressor. A chunk through him. Right through a kid's leg. It was crazy. And that, so many of our listeners looked that up, by the way. And they were like, oh, my God. I didn't expect it to be that bad. It's like, did you hear us going? It's bad. So it's bad. So this place is real interesting. Right away from the title, Golden Gate Skatland in Mississippi, which is. Golden Gate. Golden Gate. Yes, it is. So let's start here with one star. We're going to Kate with one star. She's got a lot of reviews this, Kate. She's a mouthy one. Yeah, she's going to tell you everything. Kate says, quote, |
| 1:29.3 | my daughter had a birthday party here. And mind you, me and my friends are in our 30s. My friend shows up |
| 1:36.4 | in full coverage tank top with her kids. They try giving her a white t-shirt to wear because she's |
| 1:42.8 | wearing a full coverage tank top not a crop top |
| 1:46.1 | how big are your tetties lady what do we talk there's a lot of complaints here about just |
| 1:52.3 | dress code real weird dress code shit like shit you could wear it at church and they're like nope |
| 1:58.7 | can't come in here with that i don't know how horny the employees or they think children are or i don't understand it but you can't tease 16 |
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