Jack Black

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Actor/musican Jack Black feels shitty about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Jack and Conan sit down to talk about the 1999 pilot Heat Vision and Jack, laying down hot tracks with Jack White, bringing the energy to max performing with Tenacious D, the greatest mobile golf game, and the later films of Ruth Gordon. Plus, Conan issues another State of the Podcast address. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Jack. My name is black. My name is Jack Black.
0:08.3	And I feel shitty about being cone of bronze rions.
0:15.4	Jesus. I didn't in fairness. I didn't read the whole sentence before I threw in.
0:23.2	No, no, no, you know what? You accidentally told the truth, didn't you?
0:27.3	You did.
0:30.4	Fall is here, here and now, back to school, ring the bell,
0:35.4	brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens.
0:40.5	I can tell where do we are going to be friends.
0:45.3	I can tell where do we are going to be friends.
0:49.6	Hello, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend.
0:54.2	So I'm saying my desperate ploy to use the podcasting medium to make a few pals.
0:59.6	It's actually working, having a lot of fun talking with a lot of really terrific people.
1:05.2	And enjoying the company of my good amigos, so-and-a-mocesion, my assistant.
1:12.1	Hello. Hi. And Matt Gourley. Hi.
1:15.0	Producer, I suppose. And what?
1:18.1	No, just, well, whatever. I like a safety word in there, just in case.
1:22.8	I don't quite know what it is here up to with this podcast.
1:25.6	But I gotta say my mind's a little blown because today, for reasons I don't understand,
1:32.1	I've been seated on the opposite side of the table.
1:35.6	Now, to anyone listening if you're in your car or you're making love,
1:41.2	you think people listen to you when they're making love.
1:44.4	I assume I think that this podcast is sort of like a Barry White album.
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