I had some joints and then my wife, I went out of town and my wife hid my joints so that

our sons would not find the joints.

And when I was looking for my fancy tape recorder, I keep it in this case.

I was like, something smells like joints.

And it was this is where she hid the joints and forgot that she had my joints.

I found my joints.

All right.

Yay.

Everything.

And this is, see, this is such a happy reason to do a podcast now.

That's worth the price of admission right there.

Thank God your sons don't want a podcast.

Let's put this where they were the podcasting machine.

They'll never find, you know, one time, one time my son, his room was in the front of

the house and it was an old house and like the mail slot would come through into like

a cabinet built in in his room.

So you know, like you could, you had everybody had to go into his room to get the mail.

And he and his boyfriend are laying in bed one morning and I just kind of poke my head

in because they're asleep to get the mail right in front of where the mail, where the

mail slot is.

It's a gigantic bag of weed.

Like it will look like a half bounce to me.

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