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Thomas Paine Podcast

Jack Benny Show -- Jack Discovers He Has Purchased Ostrich for Thanksgiving Dinner

Thomas Paine Podcast

mike moore

Daily News, Philosophy, News, Society & Culture, Politics

4.61K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

The JELO program Starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston, Phil Harris, Dennis Day, and yours truly Don Wilson.

0:10.0

The orchestra opens the program with it's a whole new thing. Ladies and gentlemen this is the age of research.

0:27.0

So we've been doing a little research on the subject of Jello.

0:30.0

Well we found out that the best days of the week to serve Jello are Sunday, Monday, Tuesday,

0:35.7

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, which is just another way of saying that Jello is always

0:41.5

any time and every time a perfectly swell dessert.

0:45.8

For jello brings you that full extra rich flavor.

0:48.6

A flavor is fresh and sunny is the real ripe fruit itself.

0:51.9

And all six of jello's famous flavors has the same rich goodness.

0:56.0

Strawberry, Raspberry, Cherry, orange, lemon, and lime,

0:59.0

a grand satisfying flavor that has made Jello America's favorite gelatin dessert and you like Jello's gay appetizing appearance too.

1:07.6

It's shimmering Jew-like colors that make it look so inviting. So enjoy some tomorrow.

1:13.0

Just be sure to get genuine jello and don't accept any substitute.

1:17.0

Look for those big red letters on the box.

1:20.0

They spell Jello. Jello. the That was it the whole new thing played by Phil Harris and his orchestra.

1:51.6

And now ladies and gentlemen once again we bring you our master ceremony.

1:56.0

That bubbling personality, that effervescent comedian, that is Jack Penny. Well, thank you.

2:03.0

Hello, again, this is Jack Benny, the

2:10.0

and

2:08.0

well, thank you.

2:10.0

Hello again, this is Jack Bunnyney the carbonated kid talking and Don I like that introduction to sipped me to a tee I am bubbling and effervescent the fiz you can have that

2:21.6

But Jack let me explain.

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