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Welcome to the Eric Mataxish show. Ladies and gentlemen, this show is brought to you by the maker of

Pinocchio, the puppet who becomes a fool and who has recently transitioned to a girl. And then more

recently back to a wooden puppet who goes by the pronouns it, puppet and dummy. Oh, and the maker

of the puppet who is once called Pinocchio is of course Chipetto. But now he goes by his new hip tabloid

name, G-PET. Ha, you can't make this step up. Anyway, here's Eric. All right folks, welcome to

our two of the Eric Mataxish show. This is the bunker version. We have Eric Matax,

that's Blee. We have Chris Himes hanging out in his bunker. We're all quarantined. We got

James, our engineer in his bunker. We're quarantined in the endemic. It's raging across the country.

And I've got a question to open up our two where the heck is Albin that's stupid.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't even notice you were gone, Albin. I know what I was grabbing

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