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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey Jack, I'm seeing your business everywhere. Have you got a new marketing person or something?
0:04.8	You could say I've got a new secret weapon for print. Print? Oh, Vista print, right? That's not a secret.
0:10.8	How did you know? Come on. Custom posters, branded mugs, stylish flyers. Only one place prints all that. Vista print.
0:17.7	Yeah, I got business cards, stickers, t-shirts, booklets, signage, even photo books from my last holiday.
0:23.2	Print everything for your business with VistaPrint.
0:25.9	If you need it, we print it at vistoprint.co.uk.
0:30.0	What it is!
0:31.2	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.4	And this is hard factor.
0:35.2	And there is no one that does it better.
0:38.5	Right now, yeah.
0:39.6	Nobody does it better.
0:41.1	I ain't repeating myself.
0:42.6	Go ahead.
0:43.1	Tell me something right now.
0:44.6	Yeah, and I'm living a nightmare.
0:47.1	And I'm not a racist.
0:48.5	And I'm always cheering.
0:50.2	Oh, yeah.
0:51.2	Yeah.
1:22.2	Yeah. Oh yeah! Good morning! morning and welcome to episode 1793 of hard factor it is Friday, September 12th, 2025.
1:27.4	Thank you for cheating on the news with us, 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast.
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