Ivy League Porn (w/ Gabe González)
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Meatball and Big Dipper talk with host, comedian, and tearful masturbator Gabe González.They discuss Gabe’s career as a porn editor, the importance of Puerto Rican drag icon Alexis Mateo, and of course, Wicked. Oh and Oscar, we will never forgive you for that truly disturbing voicemail.
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| 0:00.0 | Forever. |
| 0:02.0 | Dog. |
| 0:04.0 | When first choice is a bingo bus. |
| 0:08.0 | Just turn around a boom. You turn around a boom. |
| 0:10.0 | You end up with the sloppy seconds. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, TV! |
| 0:16.0 | Our number is 2.13. 536, 91880. |
| 0:19.5 | Our email is Sloppy seconds pod at gmail dot com now on with the show |
| 0:26.3 | intro what if I do what if I do the intro are you ready hey you |
| 0:29.5 | fucks you sloppy little fucks you stupid little fucks you nasty little fucks. It's me, big dipper and I'm here with my friend Meepal who's |
| 0:38.0 | wearing a human hair wig. |
| 0:41.6 | Yes, honey, it's all human. It moves. I need to figure out how |
| 0:47.1 | learn how to French braids so I can get the front of it. I would do two like the two little |
| 0:52.2 | pony to yes like that I think that would be really cute it's |
| 0:55.3 | eight bundles of hair which most legs are like normally like three it looks really |
| 1:00.5 | great and you can't stop touching it. It's because it feels so nice. |
| 1:04.1 | And you know what? |
| 1:05.6 | I went I tried to figure out where the hair came from. |
| 1:07.8 | There's no talent. |
| 1:08.8 | It's not one person's, you know? |
| 1:10.8 | A lot of different people's hair. |
| 1:12.2 | So I feel bad, but I also feel the best I've ever looked. |
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