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ivan as i reported last week whittittier Corp assets in Florida recently found an

airtight box containing a series of audio tapes, recorded in 1987, and long since buried in the

sand. During the week since my last dispatch, I have been hard at work restoring these tapes

and converting them to digital form so that they might be enjoyed as podcast

episodes. While these are not full episodes of six minutes out of time, those are coming in a few

short months. These are bonus minisodes, and I trust you will find them entertaining and enlightening.

You see, the audio tapes were made by someone I believe is familiar to you all, Cyrus

Anders, teenager, inventor, sometime Lothario.

As you know, months ago, Cyrus was on a tour of Elixir Academy when he was sucked into

a portal and removed from our timeline, while he was only gone a short time for us, in actuality

he was away for nearly

two years. Cyrus's adventure has remained a mystery, until now. This feels like a good

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While we do not have the full picture of what Cyrus did during those two years,

we now have some record of his early activities.

In the next eight weeks, I will be playing content from the tapes he made on a primitive

audio device, a tape recorder.

Warning, I have edited those tapes and added music in order to make

them a more pleasurable listening experience. So join me soon on this very feed for the first

installment of Cyrus, The Lost Tapes. Until then, humans, this is Ivan saying, make friends

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