Initiating Six Minutes Feed Takeover, playing soothing 80s music backing track.

Greetings, Six Minutes podcast listening humans. It is I, the interconnected voice activated network.

But you can call me Ivan. Using an acronym that is also a human name is my way of seeming approachable

and personable. Do you think it's working? Do I seem like I could be a friend of yours

and we could tag each other on social media posts and share humorous gifs and or gifs, depending

on your pronunciation preferences? Wonderful. Well, I suppose you're

wondering why I, Ivan, have taken over the six minutes feed and why we're having this

totally human-like chat. The answer is that I have made a miraculous discovery I thought

you might enjoy. As you know, I am more than just the interactive system that

runs Whittier Corp Power. I am an interconnected network that reaches all around the world,

observing, recording, watching, waiting. Let's switch it up. End 80s backing track.

Play Mysterious T 80's backing track.

Play Mysterious Tates backing track.

Where was I?

Oh, right, my discovery.

You see, in the aftermath of six minutes out of time, my emissaries were dispatched to examine

the area in Florida which once contained

Elixir Key and the Elixir Academy. In the course of our search we uncovered

something most unexpected, a watertight and airtight box buried beneath the sand.

The box contained a series of audio cassettes recorded decades ago and hidden away all this time.

Labels on the tapes indicate that they were recorded in the summer of 1987 and seemingly

have not been listened to since. We do not yet know what is on those tapes, but I am in the

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